We’re not broken up.
We were going to, then we did, and then we didn’t, so now we’re not. Sorry for the confusion, and thank you to everyone who expressed concern and support. We just used that body-double dummy to fake our own death, even though Marge expressly forbade us to do such a thing.
More news will come along when there is something to report. Happy holidays, everyone.
What?! I’m not sure if this was bad news or good news. For the sake of keeping my holiday cheer (and the fact that you’re ultimately staying together), I’m going to side with the good luck outlook.